--Lee, stolen from Karen Walker on Will and Grace
"Ugh, you're such a man sometimes"
--Lee, from a conversation with Chuck
"Things are going swimmingly" "No, they are going glacially"
--Syd and Lee, a conversation
"I make a pro/con list for everything. 'Should I talk to Sydney today?' pro/con"
"Listen, j'adore you ok. Je can't get enough of you."