Some more Lee-isms

"What are you doing? What what what are you doing?"

-from Sassy Gay Friend youtube clip

"Oh, stop yourself!"

-Lee

"You are not consididate. Not consisidate at all, SHOOT!"

-from Push-up bra will help me get my man youtube clip

"And thatssssssss bad. . . ?

-Lee

"Girl, you trippin?"

-Lee

A few of my favorite things...

In no particular order. . .

1. Watching the rain from inside, where I remain nice and dry

2. Trips to the farmer's market

3. Getting an email from someone

4. Listening to great music

5. Gourmet cooking

6. Going out on the boat and camping

7. Laughing really loud

8. Glee/Modern Family/Will & Grace/Law and Order: SVU

9. Seeing that people other than me looked at my blog. . . lol

10. Catching people flirting

11. Road trips

12. Singing

13. Talking about about gourmet food

14. Awkward moments

15. Writing music

16. Friends

17. A hug

18. Going home to Oregon or California

19. My niece Rebecca and my two nephews William and Andrew

20. My family

"I will cut you!"

Well, after putting Anjelah's new clip on, I realized that I never put on her original: the very famous "Nail Salon" and "Bon Qui Qui" clips. So, here they are. Enjoy. She is ridiculously funny. . . in my opinion anyway. And after all, this blog is all about my opinion :)

Anjelah Johnson

Many of you know that I have a certain love for a comedian named Anjelah Johnson. Well, the chica is at it again with some new material. She was recently on the Bonnie Hunt Show. Here is her act! Its got some good stuff!

Some Lee-isms

"What is this, what's going on here, what's happening?"

--Lee, stolen from Karen Walker on Will and Grace

"Ugh, you're such a man sometimes"

--Lee, from a conversation with Chuck

"Things are going swimmingly" "No, they are going glacially"

--Syd and Lee, a conversation

"I make a pro/con list for everything. 'Should I talk to Sydney today?' pro/con"

--Lee

"Listen, j'adore you ok. Je can't get enough of you."

--Lee

More Lee-isms

"I can read you like a book! Like a children's picture book!"

-Lee, speaking to Sydney

"Do you know how much of your soul is in my phone?"

-Lee, referring to the pictures of Sydney on his phone

"Do you have a list Suzy? And if so, can I borrow it?"

-Lee, talking to Suzy about list of desired traits in a spouse

"I always pronounce my final consonants."

"Why?"

"Because I LIKE them!"

-Lee and Syd, a conversation

"I'm not optimistic. I'm a realist. The glass is neither half full nor half empty; the glass is simply twice as big as it needs to be."

Lee, from a conversation with Chuck

"Boo hoo...a boo hoo"

Lee, stolen from my dear friend Kelly McBride, who conversely stole it from her sister

Various Lee-isms

"He didn't kill animals as a child, but..."

-Lee, speaking of sociopathy

"Because you don't have the linguistical prowless that I have, miss English Major!"

-Lee, speaking to Sydney

"I can't hear anything...it must be my headphones."

-Lee, in response to an inquiry by Sydney

"I don't believe in being in videos, I believe they steal your soul"

-Lee, in response to a request to be in a video

"You laugh...and yet its true!"

-Lee, in response to laughing

"I enjoy knowing that people are ferociously attracted to others. Life should be like that."

-Lee, from a conversation with Chuck