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Thursday, November 18, 2010

As Seen On Facebook

This is a status that I saw on facebook and it absolutely cracked me up!  I'm all about breast cancer awareness and all.  Some of the dearest women I've known have had to battle breast cancer.  Some have lost, some have one.  Either way, this is kinda funny.

Il y en a des normaux ( . )( . )

des siliconés ( + )( + )

des parfaits (o)(o)

ceux qui ne bougent pas (*)(*)

ceux qui ont froid (^)(^)

et même ceux des grand-mères \./\./

sans oublier les supergros ( o Y o )

les tout petits (.)(.)

ou les asymétriques (•)(.)

Sauvons les tous ! Publiez ça sur votre mur et, ensemble, disons┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ au cancer du sein.


There are normal ones

silicone ones

perfect ones

those that don't move

those that are cold

and even grandmother ones

with out forgetting the super huge ones

the tiny ones

or the asymmetric ones.

Lets save them all.  Publish this on  your wall and, together, let's say ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ to breast cancer.

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